In fourth grade, a classmate asked me, “Would you rather have a punch in the nose or a punch in the eye?” I answered, “Neither.” …so the kid punched me in the stomach. This year we’re going to be asked, “Do you want Hillary or Trump as President?” If we answer, “Neither”… …We get hit … More Where Do You Want Punched?
The 50th Super Bowl is over. How is it possible? After… …wearing jerseys and cheering until our throats burned …eating our collective weight in chicken wings …drinking gallons of [insert name brand beverage] …burning images of puppy monkey baby into our subconscious …believing in love (the gay kind) …acknowledging that we’re a country full of racists … More Super Somber Bowl
Ted Cruz bugs me. Sure, Rush. Sure. But… His campaign sends me emails designed to make me believe he knows I’m alive. “Hello John, In my staff meeting today, your name came up…” My name came up in Ted’s staff meeting! Wonder what that looked like: Ted: We’ve got serious cash shortfalls. Who’s on top … More Vote For The One Who Bugs Ya