It is a well-established tradition in America.
Christmas means Bigfoot.
And when you think of Bigfoot…
…you think of personal hygiene.
So Dr. Squatch Soap is the ideal yuletide gift.
And I have some to give away:
This is my favorite soap.
(I didn’t even HAVE a favorite soap until Dr. Squatch.)
Not just because it smells manly…
…but because it has a sense of humor.
Most body cleansers are stuffy and unapproachable.
Dr. Squatch will drink coffee with you or help you move furniture.*
*(Claims not officially endorsed by Dr. Squatch Soap Co.)
I’ll send a bar of Dr. Squatch to the people who write the best Christmas lyrics with a sasquatch theme. Use the hashtag #ChristmasSquatch
Here are a few examples to get you started:
“Have yourself a hairy little Christmas… #ChristmasSquatch”
“Up on the housetop Bigfoot paws. Seems he thinks he’s Santa Claus… #ChristmasSquatch”
“Here comes Squatchy Claus. Here comes Squatchy Claus… #ChristmasSquatch”
“What fun it is to shower and sing with Yeti soap tonight… #ChristmasSquatch”
You get the idea…
Make me laugh and I’ll ship you a bar of Dr. Squatch.
No other mythical creature will offer more this season.