Be Merry! Smell This!

It is a well-established tradition in America. Christmas means Bigfoot. And when you think of Bigfoot… …you think of personal hygiene. So Dr. Squatch Soap is the ideal yuletide gift. And I have some to give away: This is my favorite soap. (I didn’t even HAVE a favorite soap until Dr. Squatch.) Not just because … More Be Merry! Smell This!

How To Coldcock A Lady

The weekly meeting of the “Old Lady Bludgeoning Club” will come to order. The Secretary will read the club’s mission statement. “The OLBC exists to promote good will toward fellow members. Also to pummel old ladies wherever they’re found.” Thank you, Mr. Secretary. We recently received a complaint from a non-member that warrants the club’s … More How To Coldcock A Lady