“Don’t judge” is what you say when you don’t have anything useful to contribute. … More No. There’s No Plank In My Eye.
“Come! Let us worship the Lord together!” And the band launches into a lively riff. The song leader steps up to the microphone. His voice rings out. It’s amazing! As the music swells, I’m overwhelmed by one thought: …”This band ought to produce a CD!” …Luckily, they’re on iTunes. I can’t make out the words … More Your Excellent Worship Isn’t
It is a well-established tradition in America. Christmas means Bigfoot. And when you think of Bigfoot… …you think of personal hygiene. So Dr. Squatch Soap is the ideal yuletide gift. And I have some to give away: This is my favorite soap. (I didn’t even HAVE a favorite soap until Dr. Squatch.) Not just because … More Be Merry! Smell This!
So this happened in my beloved home state. (Special thanks to my son-in-law for calling it to my attention and giving me an early Christmas gift of cynicism.) The gist of the article is the Freedom From Religion people… …brought legal action against Concord High School… …for trying to include a nativity scene in the … More How to Know If You’re Weak
The weekly meeting of the “Old Lady Bludgeoning Club” will come to order. The Secretary will read the club’s mission statement. “The OLBC exists to promote good will toward fellow members. Also to pummel old ladies wherever they’re found.” Thank you, Mr. Secretary. We recently received a complaint from a non-member that warrants the club’s … More How To Coldcock A Lady